So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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