I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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