i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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