my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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