Porn is love you can see.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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