Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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