So drunk its hurt
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've blown a few things in my day
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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