So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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