and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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