So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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