I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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