Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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