Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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