i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
