Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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