try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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