so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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