Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
