It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What drink are we having for lunch?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm having to shit out rocks
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