Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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