how can u be prego again
high people should be assigned attendants
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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