The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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