I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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