I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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