That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm just crazy horny about you
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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