is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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