Dual....:-)
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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