2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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