here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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