party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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