Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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