too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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