I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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