why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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