i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
