I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Are my feet made of real feet?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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