the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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