I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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