can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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