its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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