Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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