She's JV to your varsity
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you will always have a special place in my vag
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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