We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My penis needs a shock collar
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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