You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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