she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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