Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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