: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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