This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
