the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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