so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
They have beer where we have blood.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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