I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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