16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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