I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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