Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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